Arty's Missives

Arty's Missives Chaotic Neutral, sugar.

I want to go up to girls and start saying a pick up line that girls find rude, and end it with something sweet!

"Hey girl, did you get that dress 20%? because at my place I’d give you a great discount because you seem really nice"

"Do you believe in love at first site? Because I really value your opinion and you seem really smart"

"Is this heaven, because you have the grace of an angle, and I’m like 99% sure someone just shot me"

Reblogged from art-tea-mis

art-tea-mis:

What do Autobots do when they catch on fire?

Stop, drop, and roll out.

What do Autobots do when they catch on fire?

Hey lovvfat thanks for following, btw, this is Liam H. From school!

Reblogged from taggedrne

And this is what guys call, the “friend zone”

(Source: rhaenyrra)

Reblogged from taggedrne

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

Reblogged from art-tea-mis

art-tea-mis:

art-tea-mis:

To whomever is holding the traditional Indian rave, at fucking midnight, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Your God’s can drop it like it’s hot in the morning!

WHY ARE THERE BAGPIPES!?!?

ARE THEY AUTOTUNING THEIR VOICE WHILE THEY SING?

Reblogged from art-tea-mis

art-tea-mis:

To whomever is holding the traditional Indian rave, at fucking midnight, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Your God’s can drop it like it’s hot in the morning!

WHY ARE THERE BAGPIPES!?!?

To whomever is holding the traditional Indian rave, at fucking midnight, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Your God’s can drop it like it’s hot in the morning!

Omg, so I was in line at the border to go to the U.S., then my mother realized we had two bananas in the car, and since the was no garbage can, and you can’t bring fruit into the U.S., I FUCKING GRABBED THE BANANAS AND SHOVED IT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT, ONE AFTER ANOTHER. And that’s how my mom found out I like men!