Arty's Missives

Arty's Missives Chaotic Neutral, sugar.

Is arranged marriage, essentially extreme shipping?

Reblogged from sagihairius

Who is that guy! hes really hot!

(Source: romanovsa)

Guys, little tip, when you have to take 4 large pills, take them 1 at a time, doN’T FUCKING TAKE THEM ALL AT ONCE AND EXPECT IT TO GO OK!

Who the FUCK INVITES PEOPLE OVER IN THE MORNING, BITCH I DON’T WANT TO PUT CLOTHES ON SO FUCK YOU, HERE’S ME IN MY UNDERWEAR!

I want to go up to girls and start saying a pick up line that girls find rude, and end it with something sweet!

"Hey girl, did you get that dress 20%? because at my place I’d give you a great discount because you seem really nice"

"Do you believe in love at first site? Because I really value your opinion and you seem really smart"

"Is this heaven, because you have the grace of an angle, and I’m like 99% sure someone just shot me"

Reblogged from art-tea-mis

art-tea-mis:

What do Autobots do when they catch on fire?

Stop, drop, and roll out.

What do Autobots do when they catch on fire?

Hey lovvfat thanks for following, btw, this is Liam H. From school!

Reblogged from taggedrne

And this is what guys call, the “friend zone”

(Source: rhaenyrra)

Reblogged from taggedrne

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective